G    Cm   F  (2x)

[Verse]
G                  Cm          F            G          Cm   F
A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tan
G               Cm             F            G          Cm   F
All clean, all pure with a thirty second attention span
        Cm                               F
As the clock strikes twelve, and we're ready for party games
      Cm                              F
You play blind man's bluff, and I'll play out charades

[Chorus]
          G                          Cm
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I?
   F       G                     Cm           F
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye?
   F        G                  Cm   F
(Heaven knows) What comes over me?
Cm                            F                 G
You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony

[Intro]
G   Cm   F  (2x)

[Verse]
G                  Cm          F            G          Cm   F
Now, I find myself fully occupied and half alive
G                  Cm          F            G          Cm   F
With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my family pride, oh
        Cm                               F
See the whites of their eyes, then shoot
        Cm                               F
With all the romance of the Ton-Ton Macoute

[Chorus]
          G                          Cm
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I?
   F       G                     Cm           F
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye?
   F        G                  Cm   F
(Heaven knows) What comes over me?
Cm                            F                 G    Cm   F
You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony

[Bridge]
Bb    Dm/A
Bb                          Dm/A
Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes
     Gm                Dm/A         Bb            Dm/A
But then I suppose anything goes, anything goes, hmm
Gm                      Bb        C          G
But then I suppose that anything, anything goes

[Solo]
F        G    Cm   F       G    Cm     F     G
(Heaven knows.     Heaven knows.      Heaven knows)
Cm        F           F        G      Cm
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohh (Heaven knows)
  F      G      Cm   F       G
(Heaven knows) Oh! (Heaven knows)
Cm        F       G
Oh, yeah (Heaven knows)
F        G      Cm         F             F       G
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows)