I met you at a hotel
The lobby bar was too full
Can we keep the small talk
Head right back to my room
Then I heard you laughing
Your accent was enchanting
Met you on a Tuesday
Wednesday I was parlez-vous

I've been waiting
I don’t have the patience for language

Don't speak French, don't speak French
When I got my clothes on
I don’t speak French, I only speak French for you
Baby don't dance, baby don't dance
When he got his clothes on
I don't speak French, I only speak French for you
For you

Shame about this weather, let me wear your leather
Won't get it back until you tell me to
Do you have a girlfriend? Cause I got a boyfriend
If you don't tell, I won't tell on you

I've been waiting
I don’t have the patience for language

Don’t speak French, don't speak French
When I got my clothes on
I don’t speak French, I only speak French for you
Baby don't dance, baby don't dance
When he got his clothes on
I don't speak French, I only speak French for you

I met him at Paris
It was olden time and I was more than lost
I said that I’ll have what he's having
Another whiskey sours with a cherry on top
I don't speak French, but I like to
I don't want love, but I want you
Je nais pas
Je suis Anglais, uhh, I fucking love

Don't speak French, don't speak French
When I got my clothes on
I don't speak French, I only speak French for you
Baby don't dance, baby don't dance
When he got his clothes on
I don't speak French, I only speak French for you