Am
I'm from America 'cause it's number one
        Em
I could take a fuckin' dump and it would look like where you're from
Am                                  Em                         E
Bad men flew a jet into 9/11 in the greatest fuckin' country

This ain't your country


[Pre-Chorus]
   Am
So many people ask "Why did you take Iraq?"
     Em
I'll tell you why right fuckin' now (I'll tell you right now)
        Am                                                               E
So that every time you fuck with us, we'll take some 'yer fuckin' stuff
                                                        Am
So tell your homies I said that all your countries have AIDS


[Chorus]
          F         C
Fuck you (Yeah yeah yeah)
             G             Am        F         C
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yeah yeah yeah)
                G            Am         F         C
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yeah yeah yeah)
             G           Am          F    C
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (Gay shit)
         G
Suck my balls
             F                      G
When freedom calls, it's callin' collect
                  C         E          Am
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
                    F                              E
'Cause these colors match the fuckin' carpet and drapes

Let's play some fuckin' games

Am Em Am Em
[Interlude]

"At 9:11 this morning, we were given a message

And that message is that them folks in Iraq must not want their country very much
   E
Yeehaw


[Verse 2]
Am
Blacks, Whites, Arabs, Jews, livin' side by side
        Em
In this country, if you know another like it, you're a fag
Am                                        Em
Arabs mad 'cause imaginary man up in the sky told you to
                 E
Strap a bomb and blow yourself to shit


[Pre-Chorus]
Am
We'll take your fuckin' oil and make you suck our balls
          Em
And we'll rape your seven wives in the tits

(Bitch your pussy smells like hummus)
       Am
'Cause baby, certain Muslims hate the things we love
     Em                            E                             Am
Like bacon covered chicken fried steak and all them suckers have AIDS


[Chorus]
          F         C
Fuck 'em (Yeah yeah yeah)
             G           Am          F         C
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yeah yeah yeah)
                G            Am         F         C
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yeah yeah yeah)
            G            Am          F    C
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (Gay shit)
        G
Suck my balls
         F                      G
In this game we're playin' for keeps
           C              E             Am
So all you faggots better keep your receipts
             F          E
'Cause it'll be a cold day in Pakistan if you think

You'll fuck with Toby Queef


[Bridge]
F
Remember when they hit them towers?
Am
Man, that shit pissed me off for hours
F
So if them punks want fuckin' trouble
E                    E         E
Better tell 'em they better go fuck with Mexico instead!

Am Em Am Em


[Interlude]

"We will catch the folks who did this, sodomize them 

and get 'em in Guantanamo, and make 'em watch episodes of Glee"


[Pre-Chorus]
     E                        Am
You faggot motherfuckers have AIDS


[Chorus]
          F         C
Fuck you (Yeah yeah yeah)
             G           Am          F         C
You got your AIDS from a gay donkey (Yeah yeah yeah)
                G                       F         C
We'll fuck your mother for days, honky (Yeah yeah yeah)
            G           Am           F
All you Al-Chidas will pay for this (Gay shit)
        G
Suck my balls
              F                      G
When freedom calls, it's callin' collect
                  C         E         Am
And I'll tell the operator "Yes, I accept"
                    F                             E
'Cause these colors match the fuckin' carpet and drapes

Let's play some fuckin' games

Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em E