D   B   G   F#m   A
E|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|--7---------------2-|
D|--7---9---5---4---2-|
A|--5---9---5---4---0-|
E|------7---3---2-----|

  Intro
  D B G

  Chorus

  D                      B         G     D B G
  Funny I'm not familiar with this taste

  D                        B       G     D B G
  I said are these ribs or is this steak

  D                                   B         G      D      B G
  Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin'

  D               B      G       D     B G
  I said holy fuck, it's another human

  Verse

  D             F#m
  Come with me, I'm on my way

  B           A
  to the cannibal cafe

  D                     F#m
  Won't you come to the only place

  B                              A          D B G
  Where you could be the special of the day

  D                   B          G
  There I was chokin' this thing back

  D                           B         G
  When I realized that it was someone's hand

  D                         B         G
  The only way that I could possibly tell

  D                                B      G
  Careless cook did not remove the finger nails

  (Chorus)

  D                          B          G
  The food ain't bad and the food ain't good

  D                    B       G
  Don't dare order the leper's foot

  D                         B        G
  I recomend the ass of the farmer's wife

  D
  Fair and tender not so greasy

  B            G
  Heavy on the cellulite