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[Verse 1]

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Don't play that riff
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Don't play that riff
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Don't play that riff
Em*
  That takes me back
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[Verse 2]

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                There was this girl
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                Black hair, so  what
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                She called me "Fats"
Em*
  But in one night
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[Chorus]

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One night, one steamy night
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I'd lose a kilo each hour
   Em
In ten nights, ten steamy nights
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And figure a kilo an hour
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[Interlude]

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[Verse 3]

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                Then came this guy
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                Some fo-reign name
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                Had chubby  hands
Em*
  Wore lots of chains
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[Chorus]

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That's it
               Em
What's done is done
                      E
Erase the past if you can
         Em
With ice cream, with coconut pie
               E          G*
In less than a week I'd undone
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[Bridge]

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                Don't play that riff
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                She sang that riff
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                All through the night
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                It's coming back
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I've gained an ounce
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I've gained a pound
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An- other pound
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I've gained a ton - pam-pam-pam-pam

[Verse 4]

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                So  last Ju- ly
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                This girl pulls up
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                Blonde hair, so  what
Em*
  She says "Hey Fats"
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[Outro]

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