Eb
Oooooh Oooooh

[VERSE 1]

The greatest stories ever told

Have a hero who must be bold

They learn a sense of right and wrong

And better learn this sense through song
         B               Bb
Musicals tell the impossible
     Ab
They emote the philosophical, yeah
   Bb  B
So tonight we're gonna chronical
   Cm
A story so astronomical
    Gb                      Bb
The last remaining story to tell

[CHORUS]
N.C.                    Eb
The guy who didn't like musicals!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                              Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                 B           Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                              Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)

[VERSE 2]
                           Eb
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield

Lived an awful Grinch named Paul

Spends his day surfing the web
 Eb
And not singing and dancing with us all

Should we kill him?

Should we kill him?
       B                         Bb
Oh, he pines after a cute lil barista
           Ab
Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah?
    Bb   B
But for some damn reason
   Cm
He won't join our singing season
         Bb
What an a**?!
        Am
What a b****?!
        Ab    E
What a c***?!

[CHORUS]
N.C.                    Eb
The guy who didn't like musicals!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                          I mean, what the f***?!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nana nanana na na!
                                              Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana ha!
                                                     B
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)

[BRIDGE]
         Ab
It's the end of the world, Paul
   Eb
If you don't sing
            Ab
This is the bridge, Paul
         Fm    Eb        Bb
Where we globalise everything
        Gm         Cm
And the words will come to you
   Db            Ab
We swear we will teach you
        Fm    G   Ab
What it means to love
                 A     B
What it means to OBEY, PAUL!

[VERSE - LET HIM COME]
N.C.
The apotheosis is upon us.
N.C.
YAY!!!
N.C.
Did ya hear the word?
N.C.
What's the word?
N.C.
He's a-comin'?
N.C.
Who's a-comin'?
N.C.
Paul's a-comin
N.C.
Paul's a-comin'?
N.C.
The star of the show.

[VERSE 3]
Bb  B                      Ebm
    Now for his headlining entrance
        Ab
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
    B
His name is in the title
     Cm
He's destined to go viral
        Bb
Here he is
            Am
His name is Paul
      Ab   E
Enter now!

[DIALOGUE]
N.C.
Where the f*** is he?
N.C.
I have to f***ing clue

[CHORUS]
                          Eb
The guy just doesn't like musicals!
                                               Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah!
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             Eb
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono no no!
                                               Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Ab
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana hah!
                                                    Abm
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                  G          F
And he definitley won't like this! Yeah!
                                              Eb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                              Bbm
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Yeah!
                                                     Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
                             F
He's the guy who didn't like musicals! Nonono nonono nah!
                                               Eb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                                               Bb
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
                           Nanana nanana hah!
                                                     Db
(Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)