A
Shocked and startled by some peculiar twist of fate
A                                              E         A
Don't know how it happened, but I'm punching above my weight
A                             D                       A
I'm pinching myself, you're nothing like the girls I usually get
A                               E          A
Everyone assumes I bought you off the internet

[Chorus]
D               C     D
All the pretty girls like me for who I am
D                C              G               D
All the pretty girls (when the record goes platinum)
A                           Em                        G       D
Plenty of action, massive attraction when you’re selling out stadiums
D               C
All the pretty girls
E
And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums

D A E A

[Verse 2]
A
Look mama, I'm dancing with the purtiest girl on the floor
A                                  E            A
Everybody wonders what she wants to be with me for
A
Girls in my orbit, I've got my own gravitational pull
A                                     E           A
Flashing my pinewood smile like a red rag to a bull

[Chorus]
D               C     D
All the pretty girls like me for who I am
D                C              G               D
All the pretty girls (when the record goes platinum)
A                           Em                        G       D
Plenty of action, massive attraction when you’re selling out stadiums
D               C
All the pretty girls
E
And their mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums

D A E A

[Chorus]
A                E
Pretty, pretty girls
    E                    A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies
A                E
Pretty, pretty girls
    E                    A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies