I think the postman intercepts everything I'm trying to send to you
Cause he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two
And I can't say I blame him cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you

She works in a dental practice 9 'till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don't pass out 'till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine

And I don't mind that she gets hammered
And goes home with other guys
There's no jealousy
Cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy

I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I'll wait if you stay 'cos foggy London town's not built for me or you
Don't leave Miss Pipedream cause I love you

And I don't mind that she gets hammered
And goes home with other guys
There's no jealousy that she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
She's my little pipedream fantasy