Dm           Bb/D           Fm6/D
Lumpy bed, ugly curtains, pointless erection.
Dm               Bb/D         Fm6/D
Dried flowers, damp towels, no reception.
Bb                         A7        A+ Dm
Small towns, tiny minds, big mouths, small ideas.
Bb                          A7        A+ Dm
Shallow talk, deep snow, cold fronts, big rears.

Dm  Bb/D    Fm6/D
Dm  Bb/D    Fm6/D

Dm       Dm7/C      Dm6/B
One bar, one store one clock.
Dm       Dm7/C      Dm6/B
One diner, one bank, one cop.

Gm6/E      Gm6/A

         Gm
I mean, what's not to like in a quaint little place like this?
Dm
Who doesn't dig a crocheted pillowcase like this?
Gm                            Em7            A
Watercolors of bucolic vistas, painted by octogenarian spinsters and
Gm                                              Dm
  All of the people just getting together for relentless analysis of the weather.
Gm
Their dumb superstitions and vacuous chat...
Bb6                           A
I'm sure that was a pack of xanax in this jacket!
Bb                               C
You couldn't pay me to stay here one more night
F                                         F/Eb
Swear that there is no check you could write that might
Db                                   Eb
Tempt me to stay and wake up in the morning in
F
Punxsutawney!   Ba-da-bup bup ba-da-dup ba-dup!


[Chorus]

Dm7         Dm/C       Dm/B
There's nothing more depressing than
Bb7        A7
Small town, USA!
Dm    C/E         F         G
And small don't come much smaller
      Bb/7             N.C.
than Punxsutawney on Grounhog Day!