G                        Cadd9          G 
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C.                        C9              D  (Let ring)
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G                                         Cadd9       C9 
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
N.C                                    D                   G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"

        G                        Cadd9          G 
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C                C9                  D  (Let ring)
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G                               Cadd9          C9 
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
N.C                           D           G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.

        G                        Cadd9          G 
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
N.C                            C9                     D 
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
        G                                 Cadd9            C9 
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a s  t storm
                                     D               G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!