Intro:
E
B     0 0 0 3 2 0
G 2 2             2 14

Chorus:
         A         
I need a Mars Bar
    E
Hey raid the Spar
   A                   E
To help me through the day
         A
I need a Mars Bar
         E
I've had ten so far
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 1:
  A            E     D# E
I never eat my dinner
  A             E    G D
I push away the plate
        A               E      D# E
You can see I'm getting thinner
  D                  E
Because I just can't wait

Chorus:
         A         
To get my Mars Bar
    E
Hey raid the Spar
   A                   E
To help me through the day
         A
I need a Mars Bar
         E
I've had ten so far
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 2:
   A                       E    D# E
To Patrick Moore and David Bowie
    A             E    G D
And all the other stars
        A                E       D# E
There's evidence here to show you
     D               E
That there's life on Mars

Chorus:
         A         
I need a Mars Bar
    E
Hey raid the Spar
   A                   E
To help me through the day
         A
I need a Mars Bar
         E
I've had ten so far
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Middle 8:
        E
There's glucose for energy
D
Caramel for strength
    C
The chocolate's only there
   D                 E
To keep it the right length

Chorus:
         A         
I need a Mars Bar
    E
Hey raid the Spar
   A                   E
To help me through the day
         A
I need a Mars Bar
         E
I've had ten so far
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

Verse 3:
   A                               E      D# E
To anybody out there who still eats Twix (No!)
  A                       E        G D 
Or Bounties or packets of Buttons ?
  A                       E  D# D
I gave them up when I was six
  D                   E
I hope your teeth are rotten

Chorus:
         A         
I need a Mars Bar
    E
Hey raid the Spar
   A                   E
To help me through the day
         A
I need a Mars Bar
         E
I've had ten so far
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
   D                     G             E
It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
E               A
Work - rest and play!