Eb          Bb           C           F            Bb    Eb
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital, I see him most every day
           Eb      Bb           C          F              Bb       Eb
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say

[static noises]

Verse 2:

          Eb   Bb         C                 F            Bb         Eb
You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend, He's never a chump or a tease
          Eb       Bb      C             F    Bb     Eb    
He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees


Bridge:
            C#                      G#
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
    Eb                        Bb        
Sit down by his side and say, "Hi"
           Eb          Bb             C
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
      F            Bb      Eb              
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say

[static noises]

Outro Verse:

      Ebm                    C          F           Bb    G#m
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day
      Ebm                    C                 F         Bb     Eb
So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say

[frantic static noises]

G#m                  Eb
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!