G#m
Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle
My dear father
C#7M                 G#m         F#m
There's been some confusion over rooming
        Fm
Here at Shiz
                             Cm7
But of course, I'll care for Nessa
       Fm                 C#
But of course, I'll rise above it
      Fm                    G#
For I know that's how you'd want me to
   C#
Respond
G#7
Yes
C#7M                 G#m
There's been some confusion for, you
F#m         D#m  A5+
See, my roommate is
  G3M7                      G
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar

And altogether quite impossible to
   G#7
Describe
       C
Blonde

C
  What is this feeling, so sudden and

New?
F
  I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Dm
   My pulsе is rushing
G
  My head is reeling
      Em
Yeah, well, my facе is flushing
A
What is this feeling?
Dm          Bb
Fervid as a flame
D#      C#     C
Does it have a name?
C
Yes

         F
Loathing
                       Bb
Unadulterated loathing

For your face

Your voice
              C
Your clothing

Let's just say
F
 I loathe it all
             Bb        C    F
Every little trait, however small
              F#      G#     C#
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
     C             F
With simple, utter loathing
                      Bb
There's a strange exhilaration
                   C
In such total detestation
                 Am     C  F
It's so pure, so strong
              Bb
Though I do admit, it came on fast
              C          F      Bb
Still, I do believe that it can last
              Gm7
And I will be loathing
                Bb    C    C#
Loathing you my whole life long

                      F        G#
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
C#                           D#
How do you stand it? I don't think I
Could
        G#
She's a terror, she's a tartar, we don't
C#
Mean to show a bias
       A
But, Galinda, you're a martyr
              G#  
Well, these things are sent to try us

( D# )

G#
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
     G#
With someone so disgusticified
G#
We just want to tell you, we're all on

Your side
              F
We share your loathing

C
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
              Bb
Unadulterated loathing

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
                             C
For her face, her voice, her clothing

My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling

(Let's just say)
F
  We loathe it all

Oh, what is this feeling?
             Bb        C    F
Every little trait, however small

Does it have a name?
               F#      G#     C#
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl

Yes
C
Ah

G
Loathing

Loathing
                        C
There's a strange exhilaration

Loathing
                   D
In such total detestation

Loathing
                 G
It's so pure, so strong

So strong
              C
Though I do admit, it came on fast
              D          G      C
Still, I do believe that it can last
              Am7
And I will be loathing for forever
G
Loathing truly deeply
C
Loathing you (Loathing you)

D                G
  My whole life long

Loathing
              C        D
Unadulterated loathing

Boo!
    G
Ah!