Em
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
C
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Am          D        G            C
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 2]
Em
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
C
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Am          D        G            C
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 3]
E
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
A
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Am          D        G            C
Silver white winters that melt into springs
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Chorus]
Em
When the dog bites
Am       B
When the bee stings
Em               C
When I'm feeling sad
  C      Am          G        C
I simply remember my favorite things
    Am           D       Am
And then I don't feel so bad
[Verse 4]
Em
Rain never falling and whisked-away kittens
C
Evacuations and cars people live in
Am          D        G            C
Kangaroos burning and birds with no wings
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 5]
Em
Beautiful sunsets ironically colored
C
Homes with no power and kids with no mothers
Am          D        G            C
Smug politicians with necks we could wring
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Verse 6]
E
Boris and megxit and scotty and isis
A
and bushfires and wildfires and climates in crisis
Am          D        G            C
Silver white icebergs that melt into springs
G           C         F#m      B
These are a few of my favorite things
[Chorus]
Em
When the dog dies
Am       B
When the bee dies
Em               C
When I'm feeling blue
  C      Am          G        C
I simply remember my favorite things
    Am           D       C
OH NO I’LL BE DEAD LIKE YOU.