GE7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
ADG
Don't you crow in my backyard.
GE7
Well here's one chicken you're not pickin'
AD
The day you try, you'll find it's hard.
GG7
Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms
C
So find some other chicken,
A
I don't want your worm.
GE7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
AD7G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
[Chorus]
GE7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
AD7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
GE7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
AD7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
GG7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
CA7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
GE7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
A7D7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
[Verse 2]
GE7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7D7G
get 'em from the peanut man.
GE7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7D7
Better get 'em while you can.
G
Well they say your nuts are small Tom,
G7
they're really, really small.
CA
It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all.
GE7
Nuts, oh, hot nuts,
A7D7G
get 'em from the peanut man.
[Verse 3]
GE7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
A7D7G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
GE7
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it,
AA7D7
You'll only get in bad.
G
It may not stretch,
G7
It may not tear at all,
CA7
but you'll never back that big mule up in my stall.
GE7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
A7D7G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
[Verse 4]
GE7
Well, I got a pussy cat, yes I do
AD7G
Man, it sure is fine.
GE7
Pussy, pussy, pussy-cat I love you
AA7D7
You're my favorite feline.
GG7
Well, bathing my pussy is so much fun
CA7
'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue.
GE7
Pussy gonna jump around the room
A7D7G
And always L-L-L-L-L-L-Luh.
[Verse 5]
GE7
If you let me play with your yo-yo,
AA7D7G
I'll let you play with mine.
GE7
Yes, if you let me play with your yo-yo,
AA7D
We'll have a real good time.
G
You see, you've got the weenie
G7
And I've got the bun,
C
Let's put 'em together,
A7
Gonna have some fun.
GE7
Oh if you let me play with your yo-yo,
AD7G
I'll let you play with mine.
[Chorus]
GE7
Scrotum, scrotum,
A7D7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. (EVERYBODY!)
GE7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A7D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
GG7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
CA7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
GE7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
A7D7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (We really mean it)
A7D7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (Go tell your mommy)
A7D7G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin!