E|E|-----|E|-----|----| ----5-7-8---   E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|--
B|E|-----|E|-----|----| ----5-7-8---   E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|--
G|E|-----|E|-----|----| E|-----|E|-----|--   E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|--
D|----5h6E|-----|--| E|-----|E|-----|--   --5h6---5-6---5-6---5-6----
A|--7----0-5-7--| E|-----|E|-----|--   E|-----|-0E|-----|0E|-----|0E|-----|0--
E|E|-----|E|-----|----| E|-----|E|-----|--   E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|--

Riff 4       Riff 5                   Riff 6

E|E|-----|----| E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|---  --10-10-10-10-10-10-9E|-----|E|-----|
B|E|-----|----| --9-9-9-9-9-9-7E|-----|---  E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|--12-10-9--
G|--1-1-1--| E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|-9-8-6--  E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|-
D|--2-2-2--| E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|---  E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|-
A|--2-2-2--| E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|---  E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|-
E|E|-----|----| E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|---  E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|E|-----|-


CHORDS

     E  Badd9 Asus2  E7  C#m   A    B  G#

E|----0----2E|-----|0----0----4----5----2---4---|
B|----0----2E|-----|0----0----5----5----4---4---|
G|----1----4E|-----|2----1----6----6----4---5---|
D|----2----4E|-----|2----0----6----7----4---6---|
A|----2----2E|-----|0----2----4----7----2---6---|
E|----0----XE|-----|0----0----x----5----X---4---|

Intro
E|-----|

1st Verse
E|-----|----

Riff 1
Everywhere I go someone's tryin' to be my girlfriend's best friend
Riff 1
I'm trin' to pretend I'm relaxed but I'm playin' castanets with my knees
Riff 2
I try to be cool and give her space
Riff 2
But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
Riff 1
Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me.

Chorus
E|-----|--
E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
       Asus2 E
If you play along

2nd verse
E|-----|----
Riff 1
Everywhere I go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
Riff 1
When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
Riff 2
Whatever could they want from me
Riff 2
Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
Riff 1
I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash.

Chorus
E|-----|-
E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
          Asus2    E
This won't hurt at all

E                Badd9
Everybody get in line
Asus2              E
Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
       Asus2    E  
If you just lay off

Bridge
E|-----|-

C#m       A         E        B     (Riff 5)
Dictate a memo to myself
C#m            A            E               B
Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health
C#m        A              E               B
Consult contemporaries if there's some to see
C#m          A          G#            A         Badd9
There really isn't anyone who's in my league


3rd Verse
E|-----|----

Riff 1
Every night at Elaine's someone thinks they have to find beyond me
Riff 1              Riff 4                Riff 1
I try to take three deep breaths as I lock and arm my mini-van
Riff 2
Everyone says I'm looking great
Riff 2
But it's hard to stand-up let alone to try to concentrate
Riff 1                                                    Riff 1 (accelerated)
I wish that everyone that I knew hadn't sold out to the man

Chorus
E|-----|--
E                     Badd9
Everybody open you're mouth
Asus2              E
Everybody just say Ahhhhh (Ah Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
          Asus2    E      (Riff 6)
This won't hurt at all

Final
E|-----|-

E                Badd9
Everybody get in line
Asus2              E
Everybody turn and cough (cooouuuggghhh)
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
            Asus2
If you just lay
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
            Asus2
If you just lay
E                      Badd9
Everything will be all right
           Asus2   E
If you just lay off

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That's it ! Comments are welcome ! --- CHICKITY CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN ---