Tipo de gaita: Qualquer tipo Tom: qualquer HONKY-TONK ASSHOLE BAXTER BLACK -5 6 6 6 6 5 5 5 -4 5 5 4 I hang out in bars -, bother the dollies -, 6 6 6 -6 -6 6 -5 -5 -5 Speak when I'm not spo- -- ken to; -7 -7 -7 -7 -5 6 6 6 -5 Bum ci-ga-rettes, flirt with the waitress, 3 -3 -4 -6 -6 6 5 6 -4 5 Wearing a mirror on my shoe- -; 5 6 6 5 6 -4 5 5 -4 5 -4 4 I sing all the songs a-long with the juke - box, 6 6 6 6 -6 -6 6 -5 -5 Tell jokes that eve-ry-one's- - heard, -6 -7 -7 -6 -7 -6 6 5 6 -5 6 -5 -5 Then late in the eve- ning the bar - ten - der -5 -3 -3 calls - me -3 -5 -5 -5 -5 5 -4 4 4 I've ne-ver forgotten his - words: CHORUS: 4 5 6 6 5 4 Honkytonk asshole - 6 6 -6 5 5 5 -5 I'm talking - to you - -6 -7 -7 -7 -7 6 6 I've told you and told you 6 6 -6 6 -5 6 -4 5 But there's no getting through- -. 5 4 4 5 5 6 6 5 4 You're bad for my business-, 6 6 -6 5 5 -5 You bo-ther and bore, -7 6 -6 6 5 4 Honkytonk asshole, 5 5 5 -3 -3 -3 4 Get your ass out the door. I write on the walls, throw butts on the floor Brag about horses I've rode, Dance with a darlin' and step on her feet They think I'm one brick shy a load. But I do right well, feelin' up dollies Tellin' my stories out loud Until that bartender figgers me out And calls to me over the crowd.