The Verse Part
E|----2---0---2---0--------------------------2---0---2---0--------------|
B|------3---3---3---3---3---3---3/5--2--2-3----3---3---3---3---3---3----|
G|------------------------0--------------------------------------0------|
D|----0---0---0---0--------------------------0---0---0---0--------------|
A|----------------------0---0---0----0-------------------------0---0----|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3/5--2--2-3----------------------------------------------| Repeat that over and over for the verse part
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|--0----0---------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

Now the Chorus part
E|-2---2---2---2------------------------------------------|
B|---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----P| lay twice and then-|
G|---------------------0---0---0---0----------------------|
D|-0---0---0---0------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------0---0---0---0------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

e|----------------------------------------------|
b-on the third time play this--2---2---2---2---|
g--------------------------------2---2---2---2-|
d------------------------------0---0---0---0---|
a----------------------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------------------|

That's about it...now for the inspiring lyrics

uno dos tres quatro
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fillate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshol
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

Verse 2
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie you hands behind your head
and was it on your mothers bed and