We were at a party 
His ear lobe fell in the deep 
Someone reached in and grabbed it 
It was a rock lobster 
Rock lobster 
Rock lobster 
We were at the beach 
Everybody had matching towels 
Somebody went under a dock 
They saw a rock 
It wasn't a rock 
It wasn't a rock 
It wasn't a rock 
It was a rock lobster 
Rock lobster 
Rock lobster 
ROCK LOBSTER
Underneath the waves 
Mermaids wavin' 
Wavin' to mermen 
Wavin' sea fans 
Sea horses sailin' 
Dolphins wailin' 
Red snappers snappin' 
Clam shells clappin'