G                            
WOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN 

C                                   
TRADED MY PILLOW FOR A E LLER LIGHT CAN

        D                                       G
AND IN TWO MOD  DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HOCKED

G
SUCK C WN A BEER AND THEN ONE MOD 

C
TWELVE OUNCES A TER I WAS OUTBDE  YOUR C OR

          D                                      G
AND THE PEBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MOD  LIKE A ROCK

 

        C              
THEN I FELL SKINNED MY KNEE

            G
BROKE MY GA SSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE

          C
LOST MY WALLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO 

                      D
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I'M COME NG C WN WITH THE FLU

                 G             C                D     G
SOMEBODY GET MY MOM 'CAUSE I THINK SOMETHINGS BROKEN AGAIN

        C          D       G
AND I C NT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS
 
         G              A          C         D              G
I SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE I'LL JUST LIMP BACK INBDE  'CAUSE I C NT WANT 

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YOU TO SEE ME CRY


                G   C   D
I JUST WANT MY MOM

                 G   C  D
SOMEBODY GET MY MOM

                G   C  D
I JUST WANT MY MOM

        G
GET MY MOM



  G                         
AUTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE

        C
NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE A WN

     D                                                        G
AND BOY DID I WAKE UP F ST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

    G
I WROTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED

        C
WHEN I WENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT

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AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THDE  DAYS



G
M-O-M-M-Y

G
(M   -   O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE MAKES ME COLA RD CAUSE I HATE PIE

C
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER

G
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST

D
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
AND I'M SO GAD  THAT SHE MET MY DAD

C
(M    -    O   -   M   -    M   -   Y )
CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HED  IF SHE NEVER HAD

G          
LET'S GO!

BRIDGE

LEAD GUITAR: G C (2X)



G
I GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG

       C
AND JUST MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG

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I GUESS I'LL PUT THIS GUITAR C WN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK HOME

G
M-O-M-M-Y