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       D                                Am
In the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts stop to think
Em                                  G
They'll be coming back again, those nasty grumbly grimblies
            D                                     Am
And they're climbing down your chimney as they're trying to get in
Em                        G                          B
Come to take your money - isn't it a sin, they're so thin
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They're black pockets in the sky, don't leave your dad in the rain
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Cigarettes burn bright tonight, they'll all get washed down the drain

         D                                 Am
So we'll sail away for just one day to the land where the punk weed grows
Em                         G
Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes
    D                                      Am
And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm and green
Em                             G                                        B
Pick our fill of punk weed and smoke it till we bleed, that's all we'll need
      F#                             D              E           B
While sailing back in morning light, we'll wash our feet in the sea
    F#                               D           C             F#   G
And when the day gets really bright, we'll go to sea  drinking tea

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