Drinking in the morning
Rolling back the awning
Fight off my hangover
With the cold side of the cover
Make my way to John's house
He says scared to let dogs out
Close the gate behind you
Oh the silly things that we do

But do you even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so
Yeah do you even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so

She said she'll see me later
She's flirting with the waiter
Her dogs are in the parlor
She's a drinker like her father
He can beat you all at snooker
Last lady was a looker
With his eyes on the prize
He wants the tops of her thighs

But do you even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so
Yeah do we even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so
But do we even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so

So make me a memento
And I'll be on my way
But do you even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so
But I'll keep saving up the rainbows
For a rainy day

But do you even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so
Yeah do we even die, bro?
Cuz I don't really think so

I push the food around my plate
And while I'm losing all this weight
My daily tasks are just distractions
From what is bound to happen
I sit here waiting for my toaster
Life's less of a rollercoaster
I'm chained here to the sofa
And it's where I'm gonna stay