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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness
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Have you ever seen the like of this mankind?
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If a boy or girl is cute, we simply shoot to starry heights
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Any maybe, any might

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But always so capricious, in the face of wonder we're suspicious
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And though we came from frogs and fishes
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Our taste is far from fine
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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness

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         A       F#7    Bm7     E     A        F#7  Bm7  E
Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness
         A    C#m      F#7             Bm    E
Have you ever seen the like of this mankind?
    A        F#7 Bm7           E       A        C#m    F#7
You take the Himalayas, you'll take Manhattan's finest mountain top
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He wouldn't change his whiskey sour for any bitter crop

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    A      F#7   Bm7 E       A      F#7              Bm7    E
But always so contrary, from father Christmas to the Virgin Mary
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And though the moments of belief
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Fly by before you find if you'd just unhand your mind
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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness