[Intro] D  C  G  Bm7  F#m7  G  Em7  A
        D  C  G  Bm7  F#m7  G  Em7  A  D

[Primera Parte]

D         C         G         Bm7
Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure
F#m7         G           Em7      A
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
D        C          G        Bm7
Laid him down in a bed of roses
F#m7       G          Em7    A   D
Finally decided to become a nun

[Instrumental] C  G  Bm7  F#m7  G  Em7  A  D  C
               G  Bm7  F#m7  G  Em7  A  D

[Segunda Parte]

D               C      G             Bm7
Talk with the sister spoke in a whisper
F#m7         G                Em7         A
Threatened to fist her if she didn't come clean
D             C      G           Bm7
Jumped on the mother just like a brother
F#m7       G             Em7      A   D
Asked one another if the other's is a queen

[Tercera Parte]

D            C      G        Bm7
Diggin' the sister she was a mister
F#m7              G                Em7         A
Shouldn't have kissed her but he couldn't say no
D         C         G           Bm7
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her
F#m7       G             Em7              A   D
So he picked up his suit-case and decided to go

[Final] D  C  G  Bm7
        F#m7  G  Em7  A
        D  C  G  Bm7
        F#m7  G  Em7  A  D