My formal education
Never bothered
With my ABC's
Teacher-student relation
Taught me all about
The birds and bees

School boy fantasy
Lose control
Of all my faculties

You know that one thing
That got through to me
Was her body chemistry, oh, no

Subject to body language
Ain't so hard to read
Between the lines
I scored above average
Oral examination
Is where I shine

School boy fantasy
Lose control
Of all my faculties
Student body graduated
At the highest degree

You know that one thing
That got through to me
Was her body chemistry, oh, no
Purely scientifically
Studied her anatomy, oh, no, no

One thing
That got through to me (teacher's pet, teacher's pet)
Was her body chemistry, oh, no
Purely scientifically (God only knows that's you do to me)
Studied her anatomy, oh, no, no

One thing
That got through to me (teacher's pet, teacher's pet)
Was her body chemistry
Purely scientifically (God only knows that's you do to me)
Studied her anatomy

One thing
That got through to me (teacher's pet, teacher's pet)
Was her body chemistry
Purely scientifically (God only knows that's you do to me)
Studied her anatomy

One thing
That got through to me (teacher's pet, teacher's pet)
Was her body chemistry
Purely scientifically (God only knows that's you do to me)
Studied her anatomy

(Teacher's pet, teacher's pet)
(God only knows that's you do to me)

Oh, no, ooh, ooh