Who do you think you're kidding?
They're not staring at you
Your ego's bigger than Jesus
They don't care about you
Cosmetic Dog

Why do you want to demean me?
I've done nothing to you
You seem to want something from me
You're not getting it though
Cosmetic Dog

How come you're always so nasty?
You'll get nowhere like that
Behind you, everyone's laughing
Your attitude's grown so fat

Cosmetic Dog

1st verse repeated

Cosmetic Dog x 3