A
  Just another Saturday
    D
The boys are dressed up fine
Bm                        E
   Think I'll wait 'till half past eight
    A 
To dress myself divine
D                   F
Ten thirty, I'm in rags
    A                          E
A slutty look accompanies my questionable gaze
             D                   E
Through the strobe light and the haze

A
  Take an interest in me
         D  
Why must I beg for a drink?
Bm
  Too verbose
     E
You come too close, Sir
A
Please step back and think
F#m
   That's the trouble
F                   A
Flesh attracts the leery look
                 E
Rarely does the dream boy come along
           Db
He don't exist
                         F#m          F#m  E  D
A lover with the candour of a friend
                                A
I run away, they're playing a decent song at last

              G                  F#m  
I think I'll have to dance with Cassie
            D
'Cause the dream boy never asked
                   B
Shuffle to the left
                          Em
I kick the boy behind to make a little room+
                Db
Boogie to the right
                            F#m           F
Cassie dances madly like a boxing kangaroo
            A
Her little Joey buys the drinks
         D                   E
He's in love more than he thinks

A
  They know the dance too well
    D
The bodies heavenly
Bm                  E
  Move around the autumn sky
      A
With measured dignity
D               Dm
   But my Venus and my Mars
     A
Are set to flash
                    E
The lover will lay down his sword and swear
            Db
He don't exist
                           F#m            F#m  E  D
A brother to me when the chips were down
                               A
I run away, they're playing a decent song at last
              G                  F#m
I think I'll have to dance with Cassie
            D
'Cause the dream boy never asked
                 B
Shuffle to the left
                          Em
I kick the boy behind to make a little room
                Db
Boogie to the right
                            F#m          
Cassie dances madly like a boxing kangaroo
                 Eb
Spinnin' on the spot
                                Abm                G
Hell do I care what I look like when I feel this good
                D              G
I'll keep on dancing
                D              G
I'll keep on dancing
                D              G
I'll keep on dancing
                D              G
I'll keep on dancing