G       G/F#        G/F
Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees

Look at these
   B7
Rookies around us
       C             D
Aren't you glad you found us?

           G            G/F#
Now if you are who you say you are
   G/F
Get up here to the bar
       B7
We'll plot out a plan
    C             D
To take down the man

        G              G/F#      G/F
We'll start with that new future super star
                B7
And steal all their decorative rocks
      C                D
We'll fight all their rent-a-cops

              G         G/F#
And for the freeway maintainers
      G/F
Who assist our escape
        B7
We got sandwiches, juice
     C        D
And cold Gatorade

         G           G/F#
We'll expose all the bicyclists
 G/F
Who really are
 B7               C                D
Dui students who can't drive their cars

           G           G/F#
And we'll take stucco dust
     G/F
And wet dry wall sludge
    B7
Combine 'em just right
          C              D
To make fuck the valley fudge

G           G/F#            G/F
Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds

Don't you see?
 B7
Fuck the valley fudge
         C           D
It's my hate and my love

 G        G/F#         G/F
Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories

Can't you see?
 B7
Fuck the valley fudge
         C           D
It's my hate and my love

 B7
Fuck the valley fudge
         C           D
It's my hate and my love

  B7
Fuck the valley fudge
    D
My hate
    C
My love

   B7                 C  D
Fuck the valley fudge
   B7          C  D
Fuck the valley
  B7         C  D
Fuuuuuuuuuck