F            G 
and I don't really get it.
     C 
Once again I have to say I'm not into that
        F                G
but I'm sure that I'll regret it, 
        F                 C            F                    C        
cause I know thousands of people never cared about anything more.
     F             C                F                     C
They spent the last 6 months making tumblers, fanpics and bulletin boards.

      F         G                  C
And I think all that excitement is great,
              F              G
but when they ask I have no choice.
C                 G
I still have to say,


             C               Am
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
           F               G
cause I've never seen that show 
             C               Am
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
          F        G
cause I'm 31 years old,
             F               G
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
            C               Am
cause I'm a self respecting dude,
            C               F 
and I don't have a favorite pony 
      D            C
cause I just can't choose.


         C                                F             G
Dash the Pegasus has rainbow hair and the cutest cutie mark, 
    C                                    F       D       G
and Apple Jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard, 
    F               C                F                 C      F     
and Flutter Shy has totally got that Marilyn vibe goin on but when it comes
       C               F               C
to the beauty prize oh Rarity's already won, 
    F            G                     C
and Pinky Pies excitement could fuel a jet plan,
    F             G            C          G
but Twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way.


             C               Am
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
           F               G
cause I've never seen that show 
             C               Am
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
          F        G
cause I'm 31 years old,
             F               G
that I don't have a favorite pony, 
            C               Am
cause I'm a self respecting dude,
            C               F 
and I don't have a favorite pony 
      G            C
cause I just can't choose.


        C
Well my goal is to make this into a better planet
    F                 G
and I don't take that lightly. 
         C                                               F          G
I should be working my butt off all day damn it and with any luck I might
be. 
         F       C                F                    C
But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world 
     F              C                 F                 C
I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls.
      F              G              C
Yeah, battles in the real world are so complexly won,
     F           G (once)
it's all so much simpler in Equestria, 


            C               Am
but I don't have a favorite pony 
    F               G
and I don't even know
         C                   Am                C           G
and I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watchin all episodes, 
        F  (once)
I don't have a favorite pony 

cause I'm a self respecting guy
            C               Am         F    D
and I don't have a favorite pony cause I,
  F     C
I like spike.