C Baby close your eyes and hear the words I say Am Oh I realize That you're in a lot of pain Bb and I apologize I never wanted it this way, F G Please...don't cry C Baby I sold your dog on eBay Am We both knew that we had bills to pay Bb F It was either him or my PlayStation 2 Bb F which doesn't even eat food Bb F G and will never ever pee on the duvet C One day I came home and that dog had escaped Am he forsook his bone and instead he ate Bb everything I own from the couch to the drapes F G I called you on the phone C And said "I'm selling him on eBay Am We both know that we've got bills to pay Bb F He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9 Bb F That's crossing the line Bb F G I'm listing the auction today" C F G C G I put him in a box with some Styrofoam peanuts F a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones C G the guy online paid for overnight shipping F G C so the very next day he was in Buffalo C G F C G F Oh, please don't cry, C G F Oh, please don't cry, C G F Baby, please don't cry, C F Goddammit, stop crying. C He is an ugly dog like a ball of walking fuzz Am and he poops constantly more than any other dog does Bb but we won't have to worry about it anymore because F G please listen to me C Yeah I sold him on eBay Am we both knew that we had bills to pay Bb F I got a hundred fifty dollars for Bb F that mutt that peed all over my floor Bb F G and I know they'll be hell to pay C Yeah we had bills to pay Am C7 so I sold her dog on eBay Bb F I told her "you have got to understand it Bb F yeah, he could sit Bb C F but he absolutely couldn't stay. Bb F yeah, he could sit Bb C F but he absolutely couldn't stay."