I'll be the biggest star
At this racist country singer's bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls

I'm the biggest star
At this racist country singer's bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls

Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up can only go up
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up can only go up

I'll be the biggest star
At this bachelorette party bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls

I'm the biggest star
At this bachelorette party bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls

Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up can only go up
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up from here
Can only go up can only go up

Got too big for my britches
Too big for my fishes
The sea got shallower
Every day
I danced, I said my prayers
It never rained
And I just want to be in California
Heaven laughs 'cause they all tried to warn us
They sent me right back
From where I came
My tail between my legs
On Broadway

I'll be the biggest star
At this fucking karaoke bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls
I'm the biggest star
At this fucking karaoke bar
No use shooting for the Moon
No use chasing waterfalls