G#m           E
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8|
A|-----4-6------7-----7----|
E|-4-7---------------------| X 2


[Verse 1]
G#m   N.C.
      I better safety pin my psyche

      Before the padded walls close in
G#m               Ebm                E
      I watched a plane crash almost nightly
G#m
      I shouldn't have asked the earth to spin


[Pre-Chorus
F#
I


[Chorus]
N.C.                      G#m
I thought that love was a tight dress

  G#m           E
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8|
A|-----4-6------7-----7----|
E|-4-7---------------------| X2


[Verse 2]
G#m
      And I gotta make sure that you're horny

      The thoughts between bemused and numb
G#m               Ebm                E
      Infatuation lasts 'til morning
G#m
      And then my name falls off your tongue


[Pre-Chorus]
    F#
And I


[Chorus]
N.C.                      G#m         Bbm B
I thought that love was a tight dress
                           C#m   Ebm E
It never looked so good on me
                   F#          E
I never came to my senses, no
                        F#
I let my senses come to me


[Bridge]
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|  x2
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Oh beautiful thing

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
I'm begging you, please

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
The prime of your youth

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Don't waste it on me

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
A man of my age

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Shouldn't shake in his boots

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
A list of mistakes

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|
Not one of them's cute


[Pre-Chorus]
     F#
And, I


[Solo]
Backing Chords
G#m Bbm B C#m Ebm E F# E F#


[Chorus]
N.C.                      G#m         Bbm B
I thought that love was a tight dress
                           C#m   Ebm E
It never looked so good on me
                   F#           E
I never came to my senses, no
                        F#    E
I let my senses come to me
                   F#           E
I never came to my senses, no
                        F#
I let my senses come to me


[Outro]
  G#m           E
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|---------4-6----6-9---9-8|
A|-----4-6------7-----7----|
E|-4-7---------------------| X 2

G#m           Ebm                E
      I gotta make sure that you like me
G#m                  Ebm               E
      The quotes and lies that flee my mouth
G#m              Ebm                 E
      The infant hands that sewed my Nikes
G#m            Ebm               E
      And everything I'm leaving out