C
[Verse]
CG
What's the date today? Is it gonna rain?
FC
Can I leave here now, before the show?
C
Who's that other band?
G
Just another one night stand,
FC
They can't sing and play as well as us.
FC
Just a week ago we were in Texas;
FC
Tomorrow night we play the Albert Hall.
FC
I'm sorry there's no time to talk to you right now
GC
We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all.
[Verse II]
CG
We cut a record once, sold a lot in France,
FC
Now we're getting tired of the game.
CG
In and out of towns, satisfying crowds
FC
Pillheads and the rest who come to hear.
FC
But things were fine when we made the money roll;
FC
Living off the fat of every land.
FC
Slept with girls who couldn't read or write too well,
GC
We're the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all.
[Verse III]
CG
Then the bubble broke, we thought it was a joke
FC
We could make a come back any day.
CG
We knew that we were right, the band was out of sight,
FC
The music's getting better, all the time.
FC
But the crowds got smaller every place we played,
FC
And the clubs got dirtier as well.
FC
When the music stopped it was quite plain to see...
GC
The biggest, loudest, hairiest group of all.
[Outro]
GC
Yeah, the biggest, the loudest, hairiest group of all...
GC
Yes, the biggest, the loudest, the hairiest group of all!