D           G                D
Thanks  for letting  us stand on your  stage,
                           A
Thanks for your presence to night
      D             G           D
Thanks  to the people  who ran the  sound
                 A               D
And to the people  who handled the  lights.

[Chorus]
                 G      D
Thanks for coming  to see  us
                                  A
When you could have been elsewhere  instead
   D             G                D
And  for the folks  who put the show  on
                     A            D
And for the bald spot  on top of my  head

[Verse]
                G               D
This show is not  federally fund- -ed
                      A
We hope it was fun for  you
      D           G    D
Now go  home and do  unto  others
                      A        D
As you would have them  do unto  you