Mister, Mister, Mister, do you hear me?
Mister Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit, yes, I do
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no
You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

I've been checking my clock, wouldn't it be worth a lot
If you would just call me, boy?
We've been talking a lot, saying it'd be worth a shot
Saying that you want to fall

Wouldn't it be nice if you would turn up?
Maybe once or twice you'd pick the phone up
Shout it to my heart to know you won't be true
I keep hoping that I'll sober, maybe realize it's over
Will I ever see a change in you?

Mister Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect, no
You're selfish, yes, you are

Ain't got enough mistakes on my page for it all
You got me fucked, you got me fucked, baby
There was a time when I cried, now I don't care at all
Now I'm just bored, I'm so bored

See, it's the same of something stupid
Had a falling out with Cupid
Told me fairy tales of someone with a heart

My Prince Charming took a wrong turn
When it sings and never came over
Will you smile and laugh when you're alone?
Will you smile, baby?

You're Mister Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
Yes, I do
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect, no, no
You're selfish, yes, you are

Mister Wankerman, hey, hey, there
Mister, Mister, yeah, Mister Wankerman, yeah, yeah

Mister Wankerman, I get so tired of your shit
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect, no
You're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are, yes, you are

Mister Wankerman, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let my band
Tell you something worth thinking about
Tell him for me, tell him for me now

Mister, Mister, Mister Wankerman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Wankerman, I'm so tired, we all tired
Every single one of us here, we're sick and tired
We're sick and tired of your shit

Mister Wankerman, I've been so tired of your shit
Along with everything else, baby
Mister Wankerman, you got no respect for your lady
And you're selfish, yes, you are, yes, you are

Mister Wankerman, yeah, yeah
Mister Wankerman, yeah, yeah
Mister Wankerman, you a wankerman
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I put up with your shit for such a long time
I'm not gonna take no more, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm tired, baby, can't you see that I'm tired, love?
I even had to, I had to write song about it

It's ridiculous, yeah, to get you off my chest
Out of my head, out of my life for good, baby
'Cause you're just a silly little wankerman
Not worth it, silly little man, yeah

Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on
To someone taller, cuter, nicer, and all the way better
And everything, everything I need, dear, yeah
You just so silly, baby, you're a wankerman

Thank you for Dusty, love, she's really cute
And thank you for the lyrics, love, they really helped me out
Thank you for growing me up
I lost a lot of trust with you, but I'm wiser for it, yes, I am

Now you can go on, boy
Don't turn around, just keep walking
Mister Wankerman, yes, walking, walking, baby
You got a couple issues in your head
Nothing but a no-good, dirty, ugly asshole
Maybe that was a little harsh
Walking, walking

Keep on bouncing, yeah, yeah
Keep on bouncing, step, step, stepping
Keep on stepping, keep on moving on
One foot in front of the other
Get the fuck out of my face, bitch!
That's a keeper

Bitch! Mister Wankerman!
He's such a twat
Did anybody see War of the Worlds?