C
F          C
 Everybody, everybody


[Verse 1]
C
 Joe walks on the tip of his toes
C
 To hide his pinocchio nose
C
 Peaks into a window of a bar
                        F
To watch them smoking cigars (Everybody)
                           C
Yeah they're all smoking cigars (Everybody)

C
 Pam's got the teeth of a shark
C
 She only smiles in the dark
C
 She asked the mirror on the wall
                    F
Am I the ugliest of all? (Everybody)
                    C
Am I the ugliest of all? (Everybody)
                  G
And the mirror said:


[Chorus]
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F          G
 Shala lala la la la lala

             C
Everybody is beautiful
             C
Everybody is beautiful
             F
Everybody is beautiful (Everybody)
             C
Everybody is beautiful (Everybody)


[Verse 2]
C
 Just like the beauty'n'beast
C
 Most wanted dance with the least
C
 No need to judge or to blame
                            F
'Cause we're all mentally insane (We're all mentally insane)
                           C
Yeah, we're all mentally insane (We're all mentally insane)
                     G
But the mirror says: hey


[Chorus]
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F          G
 Shala lala la la la lala

             C
Everybody is beautiful
             C
Everybody is beautiful
             F
Everybody is beautiful (Everybody)
             C
Everybody is beautiful (Everybody)


[Instrumental]
C F C


[Bridge]
C                    F
Somebody get me some water
C                    G F
Somebody get me some water
C                    F
Somebody get me some water
             C        G          C
'Cause I can sleep no further, tonight

C                    F
Somebody get me some water
C                    G F
Somebody get me some water
C                    F
Somebody get me some water
             C        G          C
'Cause I can sleep no further, tonight
                     G
But the mirror says: hey


[Chorus]
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F          G
 Shala lala la la la lala

G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F
 Shala lala la la la lala
G           F          G
 Shala lala la la la lala


[Outro]
C
  Everybody is beautiful