F# F#m7 Bm7 B7 E7 A


[Verse]
D               F#
Oh, my god, how times have changed!
      D7                        D
These girls must be blind or completely deranged!
    B              G7
But time seemed to halt
                       F#  D7
When I was Ms. Baltimore Crabs


[Musical Bridge]
C#7


[Verse]
F#
Now a woman in a dress
     D                       F#7
Is a frightening and powerful thing
B
You are not a child
            C#7               F#m
When you’re draped in scarlet and lace


[Musical Bridge]
F#


[Verse]
            C#                           F#
See how she blushes, how she blushes, my pretty!

Charmante, charmante!
F#
Charming, and-


[Verse]
                            C#7
What I see right there is a prisoner
      D            B           B7
Who’s sitting on top of the key,
   E
So kick it up a notch
       C#7           F#m
If you ever wanna be free


[Verse]
F#                          F#m
‘Cause when the going gets tough
       C#                     F#
That’s when it’s time to get lost
B                    F#m
When the going gets tough
       F#                D7
That’s when it’s time to get lost
      B
So leggo, so leggo, and we gone!


[Musical Bridge]
A E


[Verse]
     A                  B
Give ‘em the old razzle dazzle
E7
Razzle dazzle ‘em
        A                        D       Bm
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
           D               A
And though you are stiffer than a girder,
                G             F#
They’ll let you get away with murder


[Verse]
B                E
So be a dentist!
       A
You’ll be a success!
           F#m      Dm    D
(You’ll be a dentist! Ooo sha la lala sha la!)


[Verse]
                                 A
It takes that killer instinct to get all the nerve
     E                                  A
To take everything you want in life but may not deserve (I steal everything)
            D                                   A             D
Like when some girl’s in your way, there’s only one thing to do
                                 A                             E
You get Campbell transferred and ripped from the life that she knew!


[Verse]
             Am
You gotta be loud! (loud, loud, loud)
E7                                                       Am     E
Girl, you gotta learn to stand up and stand out from the crowd!
             D
The less you have to say, the louder you yell it

The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it
              G
You gotta get up!
    F                   A#
You gotta get up and be loud!


[Interlude]
Dm
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait)


[Verse]
           A#
So it must be, so it is written
A#7            A#      D#
On the doorway to paradise
          D                    A#
Those who falter and those who fall
     C         F     C#
Must pay the price
       A#m
I will never rest
     F#          G#
‘Til then, this I swear


[Verse]
C#
Life doesn’t discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints
   C#
It takes, and it takes, and it takes,

And we keep living anyway
   C#
We rise, and we fall, and we break,

And we make our mistakes,
                 C#
And if there’s a reason I’m still alive

When so many have died,
                 C#      C#m      Fm
Then I’m willing to-
              C#                  Fm
Wait for it, wait for it, wait
              Fm
Wait for it, wait for it, wait


[Verse]
    F#                             G#
And Elphaba, I’d like to raise you high
             F#                               F#m
‘Cause I think every man deserves a chance to fly


[Musical Bridge]
B7 E


[Verse]
A                     C#m
Hey, little songbird, give me a song
              A B                G#m
I’m a busy man, and I can’t stay long
         C#m           A
I’ve got orders to fill,
         E        F#m
I’ve got riots to quell,
            C#m           A        G#7
And they’re giving me hell down in Hades


[Verse]
C#m
Macavity, Macavity,
        D#7           G#
There’s no one like Macavity
    C#m
For he’s a fiend in feline shape,
  D#7     G#7
A monster of depravity


[Verse]
               C#m
Let’s save the pitiful children
         F#
Who just haven’t a clue
F#7
Just what to do
E
He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you


[Verse]
        E7  E     A
To easy street
     C
Easy street
E      F#7            B7
That’s where we’re gonna-

[Verse]
B
What’s that I smell in the air?
                     C#
The American dream
B          G#         B
Sweet as a new millionaire,
                  C#
The American dream


[Verse]
  F#
A model that amazes,
  B                       G#
A plan with seven stages (bum bum bum bum bum~)
C#                 F#
Things are looking up here in Duloc


[Verse]
C#
I wanna watch the world burn
       F#            B
I got the gasoline
                  C#
I wanna watch the world burn
    F#
And everyone get mean
B
I wanna watch the world burn
C#
I got the gasoline
        E
I wanna watch the world burn
    B
And everyone get mean


[Verse]
           B
You’re not good, you’re not bad

You’re just nice
        B
I’m not good, I’m not nice

I’m just right
        B
I’m the Witch!

You’re the world!
        B
I’m the hitch, I’m what no one believes
        C
I’m the Witch
                   B                   F
You’re all liars and thieves, like his father
B7                 F7
Like his son will be, too
       A#7     A#
So why bother? You’ll just do what you do


[Verse]
    D#
You poor unfortunate souls
     F#
It’s sad, but true
         B
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her

The boss is on a roll
           F#
You poor unfortunate souls


[Verse]
                      B
We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors
B
Bring marshmallows,

We’ll make s’mores!
F#                            G#       G#7
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
C#
I was meant to be yours,
G#                  C#
We were meant to be one
  F#
I can’t do this alone

Finish what we’ve begun


[Verse]
    B
Johanna, Johanna,
  B
I watch you from the shadows
    B
You sigh before your window
    B
And gaze upon the town


{Verse]
F#
Protect me, Maria

Don’t let this siren cast her spell
                           B               A# D#m
Don’t let her fire sear my flesh and bone (aaaaaah~)
       C#
Like fire,
      B
Hellfire
       F#               B
Now gypsy, it’s your turn
D#m       C#
Choose me or
       B
Your pyre
   C#       F#      B
Be mine or you will burn