Intro 
Starts off with 4 bass kicks 
All 4 measures in D while fiddles play 
 
Verse 1 
D 
Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons 
D  
A   G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass) 
Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns 
D 
Lock up the beauty shop No tellin' if they've heard the news 
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Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes 
              B                  G                        D 
When God-fearin' women get the blues  
     A 
There ain't no slap-dab tellin' What they're gonna do 
 
Run around yellin' 
D|------------------------G         D   A                             G        D 
I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby 
D|-----------------------G             D         A  
   G  hold for 4.5 measures     D 
I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be  
my------------------------ baby 
 
D for 4 measures while fiddles play 
 
Verse 2 
D 
Call all the deacons Call the ladies aid 
D  
A   G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass) 
Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors Call every bass 
D 
Well call all the Pentecostals Bring that anointing oil too 
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Well call the preacher He's the only one can reach her And there ain't no  
time to lose 
 
*Chorus* 
 
*SOLO* 
All in D (8 measures) 
 
*Chorus* 
 
Fade out all in D