The will of man to end all man
A baby's smile from a vintage pram
A brand-new way to look at your life
Wouldn't that be nice?
Would you like more wine?

I believe in a new regime
A cotton fist, an elected queen
A hundred and seven billion lives lived
Take my advice, don't take my advice

'Cause I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living
Yet, we wake up each morning
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass
Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas
And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy

And on Pangea, did it rain exactly like this? Exactly the same?
Sniffing Pritt sticks in the shade
Barely seven, had it made
Doctor, tell me, is it cancer?

I'm learning the most depressing thing about life's living
Yet, we wake up each morning
Walk in the park, watch a bird eat a carcass
Pop to the shop where we shoplift bananas
And I don't know the secret, maybe everybody's just as crazy
As me