C    Bb

[Verse]
C
Saw her at Go kissing girls, what a shock
            F
Said, "You must be an artist"
     G
She muttered her reply
                                Bb           C
I was judging her friend as the DJ played a dead jam

Bbdim                       Em
No one wants to dance, they're outside
         C
Smoking cigarettes
F
Matthew was there, yes
    G
He gave me the eye, saying, "It doesn't kill to try"
      Bb               E
Then blue lights all around

E        G#                 E             A
Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me
              A
To me you're just some faggy girl
   F#m                   E         C#m B
And I need a lover with soul power
                      A
And you ain't got no soul power

     C
She lead me outside to the church with the swing
        F
There I was, her confessor
     G
Her come-on made me blush

Was her crush for the night?

Until I screamed:
 Am                      D
"Stop! Hey! You must be aware I'm not alone
           Em              C
I've got a tigress back at home
       Bm                                      C
And besides, you wouldn't know what to do with me"
     Bb
And under the blue lights you see them gossiping 

E        G#                 E             A
Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me
              A
To me you're just some faggy girl
   F#m                   E         C#m B
And I need a lover with soul power
                      A            F#m
And you ain't got no soul power
                      E
No, you ain't got no soul
                       C#m B
You ain't got no soul!
                      A            F#m
And you ain't got no soul power
                 E
you ain't got no so-o-o-o-o-o-o-ol