G 320033
C x32033

[Intro]

G C G D
G C D D


[Chorus]

          G            C
If you’re tired of the conquer
   C                  G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G                     C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
         G             C
Here you don’t find an angel
C              G
Just the toper rangers
G            G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D              G
Drinking cheap rum


[Verse 1]

   G          C              G          C
We danced all night with the big, fatty ladies
   G                C            A              D
At morning Vince collapsed tipsy in the massive tits
         G          D           C            G
They are angels for robbers and gift for the marines
G           G
Run aground shifty hounds
D              G
Waitin’ at the mouth


[Verse 2]

G         C              G        C
Joey, the beast, lost on poker heavily
   G                 C
He tried to beat the sailors
          A              D
Till they got him on the ground
G             C          G              C
Seamus took a fresh bath in the whiskey tun
G              G
Soaked up all, sang alone
 D                 G
’Till he’s gettin’ drowned


[Chorus]

          G            C
If you’re tired of the conquer
   C                  G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G                     C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
         G             C
Here you don’t find an angel
C              G
Just the toper rangers
G            G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D              G
Drinking cheap rum

[Bridge]

G C G D
G C D D

[Verse 3]

G            C            G            C
Bernie’s got lust for the sluts in the alley
G                    C        A                D
He always praise the ugliest, smelly, tothless whores
G          C             G          C
Sam cooked all night the finest rum jelly
    G          G
The tiny doll, gorged it all
     D               G
Then puked it on the wall

[Chorus]

          G            C
If you’re tired of the conquer
   C                  G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G                     C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
         G             C
Here you don’t find an angel
C              G
Just the toper rangers
G            G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D              G
Drinking cheap rum

[Solo Сhords]

G C G D
G C D D
G C G D
G C D D

[Tag]

    G
I’m sick of all my friends
    C
So i seek a romance
         G                                  D
And I’ll find a place where nights turns to day
  G
I go without the bastards
    C
I’m weary of the bluster
      G                     D
And I sail, sail, sail far away...


[Chorus] play 2x

          G            C
If you’re tired of the conquer
   C                  G
Or just a shipwrecked sailor
G                     C
Come to the filthiest boozer
D
Of the seven seas
         G             C
Here you don’t find an angel
C              G
Just the toper rangers
G            G
Boozer bums, shifty scums
D              G
Drinking cheap rum