Em
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
G
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
CB7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
EmD
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
GC
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
AmB
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
CD
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
EmAm
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
CB7Em
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.
CBEmG
I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
G
Because you say so under your breath.
B7
You're reading lips "when did he get at all confident?"
CBEmG
Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?
GB7BCBC
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Em
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
C
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
G
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
CB7
I bet to them your name is "cheap", I bet to them you look like shit.
EmD
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
GC
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
AmBC
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
DCBB7
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.
I am the new cancer, never looked better...
Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?...
(EmDGCCBEm) 2x
EmDGC
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
BEm
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it 2x
EmDGC
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
BEm
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when i spike the punch. 3x