C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine [Verse 1] C She wants to tell me where to go, Tell me what to do Tell me what to eat, G And how loud I can chew She even wants to tell me What thoughts I oughta think It used to drive me crazy| C/G Till it drove me to drink [Chorus] C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine [Verse 2] C Well she’s such a pretty thing You'd think she’s heaven sent But she's the quarrelsome kind G She Like's an argument She could yell all day She can scream all night I just sit there smiling| C/G As high as a kite [Chorus] C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine [Verse 3] C This drinking buddy of mine He married this girl Now he thinks that she’s the G meanest Woman in the world I saw her pretty picture and I said your poking fun But then the day I met C/G her I said| pour me one [Chorus] C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine [Verse 4] F Now, you may look down your nose at me G and Think I'm a sorry old S.O.B. F But the only way I'm giving up My drinking glass G C/G is if I can find a way to get her |off my back [Chorus] C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine F Well Little brown jug up to my lips G Your saving our love |With every sip [Chorus] C It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her G That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine [Verse 5] C Well every time I get sober G She drives me out of my mind It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her C But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine G C yeah when I'm liquored up I like her just fine G C/G When I'm liquored up I like her just| fine