Am

A                E              
Staring with a mischevous grin
D               E           A
Staring she Drew me in with her eyes
        E               D
And held me there with her
E                     A           E
Everybody in the cafe laughed
          D                E
When I got that news, when I got back
A                       E
"Good job, dude", Anandi said
D                          E         A G E
"You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"

A                   E
Now I'm in deep shit I said
D               E
I had a bag over my head
A               E
Bleaching my hair,
        D                 E
But I pulled it down A little lower
A                       E
Crazy Horse is the meanest
                        D
Of the meanest, the leader
                        E
Of the lowest of the low
                A
The St. Paul skins
         E
With a bullet in his head
      D                     E        A G E
And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend

A                     E
Anandi grabbed a napkin
        D     E
She drew a diagram 
A           E
With red lipstick
D                               E
This is how you'll look When he gets through
A                                       E
You never should have come in the first place
        D                                    E
And now the boot boys are gonna rearrange your face
A                          E
"I tried to warn you", she said
D                                  E     A G E
"But now you're going back to kiss her again"