G          C   G         C
I'd rather get dipped in shit
G          C            G          D        G
I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you
G          C          G              C
I'd rather sleep on a set of shat on sheets
G          C                          G           D          G
I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you


[Chorus]

    C                                   G
I'd rather stick my cock and balls in a crocadilles mouth
    C                         G               D
I'd rather get cought jerking of at grandma's house
C                           G          D      Em
These are just a few of the things I'd rather do
     G             D           G
Than spend another minute with you

    C                    G
I'd rather eat a big old bar soap and choke
    C                                    G               D
I'd rather shit in the woods and wipe my ass with poison oak
C                                G          D      Em
I can think of a thousand shitty things I'd rather do
    G            D                 G
I'd rather be in hell than be with you