I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

And I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy-white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if mama had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night

Yeah, child, I saw daddy
Sitting up in there kissin' on Santa Claus
They was up underneath the mistletoe last night (yeah)

Oh no, huh-uh, he didn't see me creep
I was going downstairs, have a little peek, you know

Yeah he thought I was tucked up in my bed
No, child
You know what would have been funny though
Is if mama would have caught it

Oh yeah, mama would have had a fit child
But I kind of would liked to have seen that, huh
Mama, daddy, Santa
Fightin' on Christmas Eve
But you know, I'm glad things worked out the way they did
Because otherwise Santa might be dead

('Cuz I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus)
(I saw daddy kissing)