[Intro] F#m7  D  A  E

[Primera Parte]

A                           F#m7
  Guess I'll end this life alone
D
I am not dramatic
          A                      E
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
A                           F#m7
  All the douchebags in my phone
  D
I play them like a slot machine
A                  E
If they're winning I'm just losing

[Pre-Estribillo]

C#7            F#m7
  A boy who's jacked and kind
D                Dm
  Can't find his ass to save my life

[Estribillo]

       A     F#m7
Oh it's slim pickins
           D
If I can't have the one I love
          E
I guess it's you that I'll be kissin
A                A7
  Just to get my fixings
          D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm                            A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'

( F#m7  D  A  E )

[Segunda Parte]

A                        F#m7
  Jesus what's a girl to do
D                              A
This boy doesn't even know the difference
        E
Between "their" "there" and "they are"
A                      F#m7
  Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missin' all the things he's missin'
A                 E            C#7
God knows that he isn't living large

[Pre-Estribillo]

C#7           F#m7
  A boy who's nice that breathes
D                   Dm
 I swear he's nowhere to be seen

[Estribillo]

    A     F#m7
It's slim pickins
           D
If I can't have the one I love
           A               E
Guess it's you that I'll be kissin
A                A7
  Just to get my fixings
          D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm                            A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
F#m7           D         A   E
   Moanin' and bitchin'

( A  A7 )

[Final]

              D                            Dm
And since the good ones call their exes wasted
              D                        Dm
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
               D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
E                           A
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'