F                      Dm
Charlie 'n Charlie are twins
                           F                       Dm
You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins -
              Bb     C                         Am        Dm
The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game
       Bb          C            F    Bb    F
'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same

F                                Dm
Collecting driftwood down by the shore
F                            Dm
Charlie thought he'd open a store...
             Bb              C                    Am          Dm
Across the sands a stranger was approaching on his hands, (tin can) -
Bb               C            F    Bb    F
Charlie faced Charlie like a man

[Instrumental]
Cm Gm F Am Cm Gm Bb C

F                     Dm
I saw Charlie jump and holler
        F                              Dm
When Charlie dropped a dollar down his collar -
                 Bb           C                Am              Dm
"You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (what a shame) -
      Bb               C            F    Bb    F
'cos your neck and my neck are the same."

[Instrumental]
Cm Gm F Am Cm Gm Bb C

F                      Dm
Charlie 'n Charlie are twins
                           F                       Dm
You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins -
              Bb     C                         Am        Dm
The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game
       Bb          C            F    Bb    F
'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same