G  F#/D Am  Am* C   C*  E   D
E|-3-------0---0---0---3---0---2---|
B|-3---3---1---1---1---4---3---3---|
G|-0---2---2---0---0---5---0---2---|
D|-0---0---2---0---2---5---2---0---|
A|-2---0---0---2---3---3---2-------|
E|-3---2-------------------0-------|


Intro:

E|-----3--3--/5-5\-3-----3--3--\0-0----|
B|-----3--3--/5-5\-3-----3--3--\1-1--0-|
G|-----0--0---0-0--0-----0--0---0-0--0-|
D|-----0--0---0-0--0-----0--0---0-0--0-|
A|-2-2----2--------2-2-2---------------|
E|-3-----------------3-----------------|


Song structure:

G    F#/D   Am   Am*  C
G    F#/D   Am   Am*  C

C*    G   C*   G  F#/D  E  D

repeat intro riff

G    F#/D   Am   Am*  C
G    F#/D   Am   Am*  C

C*    G   C*   G  F#/D  E  D

end on G


lyrics

I was in love with an Albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin, the whitest alibaster
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard
and she disppeared

That's one... here's two...

I loved little Agnus Johnson
I met her at the old folks home
She'd call me up and say, "Hey Stephen,
come give old mother hubbard a bone."
Then one day her EKG went
beep beep beeeeeeeeeeep....