A 
Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
                        D
Who came south to go to school
E 
With a see through blouse and a seal skin mini
                      A
Old Annie sure looked cool
A
She blew into Montreal in the early fall
                         D
Like nothing they'd ever seen
E 
With long black hair and reindeer underwear 
                      A
She weighed about two sixteen


[Chorus]

D                         A
She came a long long way, from Frobisher Bay
D                               A
People don't ya know now what I mean
D                                A
She had the boys all cryin on th distant early warning line
A                 E                     A
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene


[Verse 2]

A
She told her teacher that she wanted to dance
                             D
She said she wanted to study ballet
E 
But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
                        A
And I heard her teacher say

A
Now I ain't saying Annie that you can't dance
                                D
No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
E
But I got a form here signed in triplicate
A
Says you gotta learn to drive a Cat

A
She say " I don't want to learn to cook or sew,
                        D
Build boats or drive no cat
E 
Cause I came south to sing and dance
                     A
And groovy shit like that
A
Cause I was Miss Baffin Island beauty queen
                     D
For nineteen seventy four
E
And I spent the whole weekend in Grise Fiord
                              A
With the boys beating down my door

[Chorus]

D                        A
She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
D                                A
People don't you know now what I mean
D                                   A 
She had the boys all crying on that distant early warning line
A                 E                     A
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene


[Verse 3]

A
Well she said " thank you for your truble sir
                       D
But I'll make it on my own
E 
And the word spread through the north like wild fire
                  A
Big Annie's comin home 
A 
She got off the plane with a record player
                       D
Ballet slippers on her toes
E 
And she opened up a little groovey club
                          A
Where everybody comes and goes
A 
She got old Stompin Tom on the record player 
                       D
And she serves up good booze and grub
E
And folks around Baffin island
                                     A
Say it's better than any old playboy club
A 
You can drink tea ,beer and anti freeze 
                           D
Til ya fall right off your feet
E 
And there's seal flippers and potatoe chips
                               A
When you feel like somthing to eat


[Chorus]

D                           A 
She came a long long way to Frobisher Bay
D                           A
People don't you now what I mean 
D                                 A
She had the boys all cryin on the distant early mornin warnin line 
A                 E                     A
Old Muk Tuk Annie could really came the scene


[Verse 4]

A 
Well she packs that joint almost every night
                          D
and folks come from miles around
E
And every night about ten oclock
                                   A
All the house light are turned way down
A
And suddenly she on the stage
                       D 
Wearing that toothless grin
E 
Short fat Annie the goddess of love
                               A
And shes gonna do her dance of sin
A 
Well she jumps and she shout and she huffs and she puffs 
                           D
And does a little bump and grind
E 
And all she wears is the ptarmigan feathers
                    A
Scotch taped to her behind

A 
Well she made about a hundred grand last year
                       D
Which wasn't to bad at all
E
And decided to take a little holiday 
                    A
So she flew down to Montreal 
A
It seem that she ran into her teacher there
                          D
You know the one ,she met before
E
And she gave him a job tending the bar 
                         A
And takin tickets at her night club door


[Chorus]

D                             A
She came a long long way from Frobisher Bay
D                                A
People don't you know now what I mean
D                                  A 
She had the boys all crying on the distant early warning line
A                 E                A
Old Muk Tuk Annie really makes the scene 
A                                 E                     A
Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
A                                 E                     A
Let me tell ya now ,Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene